pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via carpetotum)


crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

(Source: crystallized-teardrops, via get-the-fuck-out-xoxo)


fartgallery:

we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive

(via widdess)


bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via princess-nyaa)


cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via widdess)


sagihairius:

90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face

(via yelyeahburgess)


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via pizza)


markkruffalo:

when cute boys initiate conversation with you

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via dauntlessanddainty)


nialllhoran:

one direction performing on bigger stages just means that harry styles has more space to fall over on and is less likely to walk into smoke and fire machines 

(via louclaimedmyheart)


budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

(via i-hope-i-made-you-happy)



charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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(Source: carriesfirstperiod, via jazzabond)


rachelovesklaine:

felison:

how come when a gay man hits on a straight man he’s a “predatory gay” but when a straight man hits on a lesbian it’s a “challenge”

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(via girlwithoneey3)



bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

(via world-destruction)